We get it. Stop taking so many webcam pictures. They're just teeth.
Dear Snow,
I like you, but only as a friend. It's not me, it's you. You're freaking cold.
Dear Dementors,
You're not helping the melting of the snow. Sirius isn't around. You can go back to Azkaban.
Dear any Youtube video at 0:00 press left then press up,
Thank you.
Dear Unknown Caller That Has Called Me 6 Times,
GTFO.
Dear Knock Knock Jokes,
Just like Justin Timberlake, I'm bring you back, sexy.
That last one made no sense.
Dear Kool-Aid,
Mystery powder, a big man breaking things and being way over excited...are you sure you are not Kool-Krack?
Oh, yeah.
Dear Michael Jackson,
Sucks being a pedophile in hell, doesn't it?
Good heavens. Sorry about that last one. Except not at all.
Dear Tequila,
YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Dear Emily,
Hypocrite, you've never had tequila...
Dear Girl Who Like To Make Youtube Channels,
Get back in the kitchen.
Dear Girl Who Makes Sexist Jokes About Women,
Emily, you are so dumb.
Dear Gingers,
Ha! Suckers.
Dear Harry Potter in the 2nd Movie,
YO! SPOILER ALERT. Scabbers in the guy who killed you parents, practically. KILL HIM
Dear Society,
Sorry, Snooki was meant to be put in the trash pile. I guess that's the same as Jersey.
Sincerely, Oompa Loompas.
Dear Twitter,
Why? I just...Why?
Dear Emily,
You tard nugget, you have a twitter.
Dear Old Emily That Used To Be Able To Quote Things and Be Funny,
It's not funny anymore.
Dear Emily Still Saying Dear,
That's not funny either.
Funny Fail
Check out Unfriendable.com. It will make you, like, lol... furreallz.
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